文档介绍：经典幽默英语笑话_幽默的英语
经典幽默英语笑话
经典幽默英语笑话 经典幽默英语笑话：
Put your feet in The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!" 把脚放进去 一个女学生坐在座位上，嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，脚却伸到课桌间的 走道里，被老师发觉了。“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。“什么事，老师”这女学生问。
“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。” 经典幽默英语笑话：
Mary was so disgusted at her husband"s cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day. "I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday." "Don"t worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later." He said with a smile. 玛丽很讨厌丈夫吸烟，一天对她埋怨说：“我期望有一天全部卷烟 厂全部失火。” “不用担心，亲爱的，全部的烟卷迟早全部会点着的。”她笑着说。
经典幽默英语笑话：
Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "You"ve done the right thing," says Mommy. "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy"s lap." 给女士让座小强尼说：“母亲，今天早上和父亲在公车上时，她叫我让座给一位 女士。” 母亲说：“你做得很对呀。” “不过，母亲，我是坐在父亲膝盖上的。” 经典幽默英语笑话：
Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "You"ve done the right thing," says Mommy. "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy"s lap." 给女士让座 小强尼说：“母亲，今天早上和父亲在公车上时，她叫我让座给一位 女士。” 母亲说：“你做得很对呀。” “不过，母亲，我是坐在父亲膝