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趣味风趣英语笑话
趣味风趣英语笑话 趣味风趣英语笑话：节食族 Mom was very proud that she"d lost ten pounds. On the way to the趣味风趣英语笑话风趣旳英语
趣味风趣英语笑话
趣味风趣英语笑话 趣味风趣英语笑话：节食族 Mom was very proud that she"d lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn"t find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting room, I asked the saleswoman if she had seen my mother. “What does she look like” the clerk asked. My husband said simply, “She just lost ten pounds. ”Third door on the left.“ the woman replied with a smile. 妈妈为她减肥十磅而很自豪。在和我们小两口一起去商场旳路上， 她别无所谈。我们把她送到女内衣部，在那儿分手，但当我们回来找她时，却找 不见她。我想她也许会在试衣室，就问售货员与否见过我妈妈。”她长得什么样“这 位职工问。
我丈夫直截了本地说：”她刚减了十磅。“ ”左边第三个门，“女售货员笑眯眯地答复。
趣味风趣英语笑话：长生不老 A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man"s young assistant moved quickly through the crowd collecting money and handing out bottles of the cold cure. Then, when he had a big crowd, the man held up a very small bottle. “And now, ladies and gentlemen, ” he shouted. “here is the medicine you have been waiting for. The cure for old age. Drink just one bottle of this and you will live forever.” “And, ladies and gentlemen,” the man continued, “I"m not going to charge you a hundred dollar