英语幽默i.ppt

文档介绍：Seven Humour Stories
In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?“Jack answered,“ Fried chicken, sir."
First
Second
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow(燕子), the other is sparrow(麻雀). Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I can not point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow
Third
A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents . “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? ”“I gave it to a poor woman” he answered.“You’re a good boy” said the mother proudly “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”“She is the one who sells the candy”
Forth
Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning? Tom: I leave home at seven, every time e to the corner, a sign says “School-Go slow”
Fifth

Teacher : Bob, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Bob: Mum says so, Dad