文档介绍：Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
A Gentle Reminder委婉提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上,我们正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:“亲爱的,你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?”
他放下报纸,眼睛直直地望着我:“因此,你想交换座位吗?”
Does He Bite 它咬人吗
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like e around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基:我们又得到了一条新狗,你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?
罗恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人吗?
里基:这正是我想要查明的。
How to e Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟:我看见你亲我姐姐了,如果你不给我五分钱,我就告诉我爸。
姐姐的男朋友:不要那样做。给你五分钱。
弟弟:我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
Reason of Punishment 惩罚的原因
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today