文档介绍：Humorous Moment
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Fareast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you
act like a gentleman?"
"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am
acting like a lady."
开心一刻
一天,远东百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是,没过多久,他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。
他竭力忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥动双臂,挤过人群。
“你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道,“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?”
“听着,”他说,“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起,我要表现得象个女士。”
POEM
To all my friends
People laugh and people cry
Some give up and some always try
Some say hi while some say bye
Others may forget you but never I...
献给我的朋友:
有的人欢笑,有的人哭泣。
有的人放弃,有的人不断的尝试。
有的人说你好,而有的人说再见。
其他的人或许会忘了你,但惟有我不会。
诗歌
If kisses were water,
I will give you sea.
If hugs were leaves,
I will give you a tree.
If you love a ,
I will give you a galaxy,
If friendship is life,
I will give you mine.
In my life I learned how?
POEM
假如亲吻是水滴,
我将给你海洋。
假如拥抱是树叶,
我将会给你大树。
假如你喜欢星星,
我将给你整个银河。
假如友情是生命,
我将会将我的全部都送给你。
诗歌
To love to smile to be happy to be strong
to work hard to be honest to be faithful to forgive
but I couldn't learn how to stop remembering you.
There are many stars but the moon is you.
There are many friends but the best is you.
To forget me that's up to you.
To forget you I will never ever do.
You may be out of my sight,
but not out of my heart.
POEM
诗歌
生活中我怎样学****br/>去爱,去笑,变的开心,变得坚强。
努力工作,平等待人,值得信任,原谅他人。
但是我学不会,怎么不去想念你。
天空中有很多星星,但你是独一无二的。
我有很多朋友,但是最好的那个是你。
是否遗忘我由你决定。
而要我忘记你,我却做不到。
我可能会见不到你,但你永远在我心里。
You may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to you but you will always be special to me!
Sometimes my mind asked why?
I miss you, Why?
I care for you, Why?
I remember you then my heart answered its simply
because you are a sweet friend!
POEM