文档介绍：关于圣诞节的英语笑话Ahalf-esaleftoveregg!IwishMerryChristmas一个鸡蛋被吃剩半边,结果它变成了剩蛋!预祝圣诞快乐ThethiefandthejudgeItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodashequestionedtheprisoner."Whatareyouchargedwith?"heasked."Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,"repliedthedefendant."That'snooffense,"repliedthejudge,"Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?""Beforethestoreopened,",法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”在商店开门之前,“犯人应道。Jesus',theshepherds,JesusandHolyFamilyworedulyadmired."Butwhat'sthatinthecorner?"askedMother."Oh,that'stheirtelly,",想画一张耶稣诞生像。最后这件艺术品被陈列出来供父母鉴赏。他们对耶稣诞生后睡的马槽,牧羊人,耶稣及其家庭都逐一表示赞赏。“可是那个角落里是什么?”妈妈问。“噢,那是他们的电视机,”孩子回答说。WhatdoesSantaClausliketodoinhisgarden?Answer:helikestohoe,hoe,hoe圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?答案:锄地。(英文里Hoe和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意,ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)?Answer:Santaofcourse!Why?Becauseeverybodyknowsthattheothertwodon’texist!圣诞节前夕,圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物,以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯,门还未开前,三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票,猜猜谁会将它捡起?答案:当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。英语:Ify