文档介绍：请问先生这里有洗手间吗?
Excuse me, sir,
is there mode?
Justin!
Justin!
快亲爱的给我拍张手举金字塔的照片
Quick, honey, take my picture.
I got the pyramid in my hand.
Justin 你快给我回来!
Justin, you get back here
right now!
不站住!
No, stop!
- 不不! 拦住他!
- 快回去! 别爬!
- No, no! Stop him!
- Go back! Don't climb!
等等等等
Wait, wait.
别动放松小朋友
Hold on. Easy, little boy.
好了站住孩子! 站着别动不!
Okay, stop, child!
Stop right there. No!
不不不! 他掉下去了
No, no, no! There he goes.
Justin!
Justin!
我能接住! 我能接住!
I've got him! I've got him!
今晚埃及曝出一条爆炸性的新闻
Outrage in Egypt tonight
as it was discovered
胡夫金字塔遭人偷走
that the Great Pyramid of Giza
had been stolen
取而代之的竟然是一只巨大的充气仿制品
and replaced
by a giant inflatable replica.
事件引起全球恐慌各国人民
There is panic throughout the globe
as countries and citizens
都在尽力保护自己国家的地标
try to protect
their beloved landmarks.
执法部门仍然毫无线索
Law enforcement
still has no leads,
大家都在猜测到底哪个大坏蛋
leaving everyone to wonder,
which of the world's villains
才是这起卑劣罪行的主谋
is responsible
for this heinous crime?
他的下一步行动又是什么?
And where will he strike next?
今天我心情很坏很坏
I'm having a bad, bad day
于是现在火力全开
It's about time
that I get my way
眼前的一切全都碾烂
Steamrolling whatever I see
冷冻光线! 冷冻光线! 冷冻光线!
Freeze ray!
Freeze ray! Freeze ray!
今天我心情很坏很坏
I'm having a bad, bad day
你要因此恨我我也不会记怀
If you take it personal,
that's okay
看好了这可不好玩
Watch, this is so fun to see
因为我是大坏蛋
Despicable me
早啊 Gru!
Morning, Gru!
你好啊
How you doing?
你好 Fred
Hello, Fred.
提醒你一下你家的狗把我家院子
拉得到处都是狗屎
FYI, your dog has been leaving
little bombs all over my yard,
这我可不喜欢
and I don't appreciate it.
抱歉这也没办法
狗就是喜欢到处乱跑
Sorry. You know dogs.
They go wherever they want to go.
死了就不会乱跑了
Unless they're dead.
我开玩笑的!
I'm joking!
可我也没说错祝你愉快
Although, it is true.
Anyway, have a good one.
好吧
Okay. Yeah.
眼前的一切全都碾烂
Steamrolling whatever I see
因为我是大坏蛋
Despicable me
今天我心情很坏很坏
I'm having a bad, bad day
你要因此恨我我也不会记怀
If you take it personal,
that's okay
因为我是大坏蛋
Despicable me
开什么玩笑!
You've got to be pull