文档介绍：三分钟幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿 loveyourmother 爱你的母亲 whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?你为什么哭?,,她告诉他. idontunderstand, hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,andyouneverwill,butthats.......妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?allwomencryfornoreason,wasallhisdadcouldsay......所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...thelittleboygrewupand becameaman, ,成了男人的时候,,heaskedgod,why dowomencrysoeasily? 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?godanswered......上帝回答: whenimadewoman, theweightoftheworld,yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别, 我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...igavehertheinnerstrengthtoendurechildbirthandtherejection ,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...igaveherahardnessthatallowsher tokeepgoingandtakecare ofherfamilyandfriends,evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances. evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly....shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachildsboo-boofeelbetterandtoquell ateenagersanxietiesandfears....我给她内心的敏感,... 她用那特别的力量,让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰,也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧... igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaultsandifashioned herfromhisribtoprotecthisheart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫,,使女人可以保护男人的心脏... igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimes testsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly....我给她智慧,让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子,,ialsogaveherateartoisherstouse wheneverneededand itisheronlyweakness....whenyouseehercry,tellherhowmuchyouloveher,andallshedoesforeveryone,andeventhoughshemaystillcry,, 我也同样赐她流下眼泪, 这