英语幽默小故事.pptx

文档介绍：【1】AttheLessonofGeography(在地理课上)Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger.”Englishjoke【1】AttheLessonofGeography(在地理课上)Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger.”Englishjoke【2】AttheLessonofPhysics(在物理课上)Teacher:Explain,please,(学生):Coldcontracts,'【2】AttheLessonofPhysics(在物理课上)Teacher:Explain,please,(学生):Coldcontracts,'【3】Twenty-eightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-(thinksalittleandsays):【3】Twenty-eightDaysTeacher:Now,Nick,tellmewhichmonthhastwenty-(thinksalittleandsays):【4】ThepenBill:Mary,givemeyourpen,:whydon'tyouwanttowritewithyourownpen?Bill:【4】Thepen比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,g