简单的英语幽默小故事.doc

文档介绍：’holiday,sohesaid,“I’mgoingtogotothemountainsbytrain.”Heputonhisbestclothes,tookasmallbag,,.“Isyourbaggoingtobringyourbeautifulhatback?”theyasked.“No,”,“butthere’snonameandnoaddressinmyhat,andthere’’sgoingtofindbothofthemneareachother,andhe’sgoingtosendmethebagandthehat.”,“Givemeallthemoney.”,putthekeysinhishandandsaid,“Youngman,you’restupid!Neverleaveyourkeysinyourcar:someone’sgoingtostealit!”—andthenhetookhiskeys,ranoutofthebank,gotintohiscaranddroveawayquickly,,,“You’resixyearsoldnow,Mary,andyou’’regoingtolikeitverymuch,becauseit’saniceschool.”“IsitanEnglishschool?”Maryasked.“Yes,itis,”hermo