文档介绍：THE MULLETTHE MULLETDEFINITIONDEFINITIONMullet (Mullet (mulitmulit): a hairstyle, common ): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socio-economic among those of lower socio-economic status, consisting of short, well status, consisting of short, well groomed hair on the anterior area of groomed hair on the anterior area of the head and long, flowing locks on the the head and long, flowing locks on the posterior area of the head. posterior area of the head. ANATOMY OF A MULLETANATOMY OF A MULLETBusinessBusiness Party Party CLASSIC MULLETCLASSIC MULLETThis specimen is a clear This specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing plumage while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The stance. Classic indeed. The mesh tank top, digital watch, mesh tank top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude. look and mulletude. NOMENCLATURENOMENCLATUREMullet Synonyms: Drape Ape, Wisconsin Mullet Synonyms: Drape Ape, Wisconsin Waterfall, Mississippi Mud Flap, Missouri Waterfall, Mississippi Mud Flap, promise, Louisiana Purchase, promise, Louisiana Purchase, Neck BlanketBlanketSUBSPECIESSUBSPECIESCAMARO CUTCAMARO CUTThe Camaro Mullet used to have full The Camaro Mullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying REO but can still be seen enjoying REO Speedwagon and Styx concerts, or up Speedwagon and Styx concerts, or up in the attic cooking up crank. in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a Distinguish