文档介绍：四减四等于几Oneday,theteacherinquiredofPeter:"Howmuchisfourminusfour?"Peterwastongue-:"Whatafool!Yousee,ifIputfourcoinsinyourpocket,butthereisaholeinyourpocketandallofthemleakout,nowwhatisleftinyourpocket?""Thehole,"repliedPeter。一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。老师生气地说:“真笨!你想,我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币,而你的口袋上有个窟窿,硬币全漏掉了,那么,你衣袋里还剩下什么?”“窟窿,”彼得答道。GiveMeaDollar给我一块钱Son:Dad,:Son,don'tyouthinkyou'regettingtoobigtobeforeverbeggingfordimes? Son:Iguessyou'reright,,willyou?儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。 父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了,不是吗?儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?Intelligentson聪明的儿子Oneday,thefatherletseightyear-oldsonsendaletter,thesontooktheletter,thefatherthenremembereddidn'twritetheaddressandaddressee'snameontheenvelope. esback,thefatheraskshim:"Youhavethrowntheletterinthemailbox?"  "Certainly""Youhavenotseenontheenvelopenottowritetheaddressandtheaddresseename?""Icertainlysawnothingwrittenontheenvelope."  "Thenwhyyoudidn'ttakeitback?"  "Ialsothoughtthatyoudonotwritetheaddressandtheaddressee,isfordoesnotwanttoletmeknowthatyoudosendthelettertowho!" 有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。 儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” “当然”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?” “我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!” I'mTryingtoStopIt左耳朵进右耳朵出"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaythateverythingyoutoldmewentinoneearandouttheother,soIamtry