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【1】At the Lesson of Geography(在地理课上)
A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:
“What is this, John?”
John got up and said: “Your forefinger.”
老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说:
“约翰,这是什么呀?”
约翰站起身来,说:“是你的食指。”
English joke
【1】At the Lesson of Geography(在地理课上)
老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说:
“约翰,这是什么呀?”
约翰站起身来,说:“是你的食指。”
A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:
“What is this, John?”
John got up and said: “Your forefinger.”
English joke
【2】At the Lesson of Physics(在物理课上)
Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat
and give examples.
Pupil(学生):Cold contracts, heat 's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer.
老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明。
学生:热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。
English joke
【2】At the Lesson of Physics(在物理课上)
老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明。
学生:热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。
Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat
and give examples.
Pupil(学生):Cold contracts, heat 's why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer.
English joke
【3】Twenty-eight Days
Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it.
Nick( thinks a little and says): They all have.
老师:尼克,请你告诉我:哪一个月是有二十八天的?
尼克(考虑了一会儿,说):每个月都有二十八天。
English joke
【3】Twenty-eight Days
老师:尼克,请你告诉我:哪一个月是有二十八天的?
尼克(考虑了一会儿,说):每个月都有二十八天。
Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it.
Nick( thinks a little and says): They all have.
English joke
【4】The pen
Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please.
Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen?
Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes.
比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用。
玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?
比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误。
English joke
【4】The pen
比尔:玛丽,你的钢笔请给我用一用。
玛丽:为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?
比尔:因为它经常产生许多错误。
Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please.
Mary: why don't you want to write with your own pen?
Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes.
English joke
【5】Anne's Age(安妮的年龄)
Teacher: How old are you, Anne?
Anne: Fifteen.
Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight