文档介绍：英语幽默"WhatdoyouwantinaMan?"or"Whatdoyouwantinagirl?"irlwhoisseekingforhis/,however,asyouage,youwillhavetoloweryourstandardsabitandabitandabit…'asbsolutelyhilariousyetbrutallytrue."你理想的男友是什么样的 "或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。今天偶然看到一个笑话,虽然是玩笑但非常真实。WhatIWantinaMan-OriginalList(age22):essfulAcaringlistenerWittyIngoodshapeDresseswithstyleAppreciatesfinerthingsFullofthoughtfulsurprisesAnimaginative,-原版(22岁时)英俊有魅力有经济实力善于倾听机智良好的外形衣着有品味欣赏美好事物充满惊喜富有想象力的浪漫情人WhatIWantinaMan-RevisedList(age32)Nicelooking(preferhaironhishead)Openscardoors,ieAppreciatesagoodhome--修订版(32岁时)五官端正(有头发者优先)上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐少说多听我说笑话的时候一定要大笑逛街的时候帮我拎包至少有一条领带喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐记得我的生日和各个纪念日一周至少制造一次浪漫约会WhatIWantinaMan-RevisedList(age42):Nottoougly(baldheadOK)Doesn'tdriveoffuntilI'minthecarWorkssteady--asionallyNodsheadwhenI'mtalkingUsuallyrememberspunchlinesofjokesIsingoodenoughshapetorearrangethefurnitureWearsashirtthatcovershisstomachKnowsnottobuychampagnewithscrew--修订版(42岁时)不太丑(谢顶也可)我上车后才开车工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭我说话的时候点头通常记得笑话中的妙语有足够的力气搬家具没有啤酒肚不买带螺旋盖的香槟记得放下马桶座圈大多数周末会刮胡子WhatIWantinaMan-RevisedList(age52)KeepshairinnoseandearstrimmedDoesn'tbelchorscratchinpublicDoesn'tborrowmoneytoooftenDoesn'tnodofftosleepwhenI'mventingDoesn'tre--修订版(52岁时)保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒向别人借钱不要太频繁当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着不要多次重复讲同一个笑话周末不要一直赖在床上常换内衣裤,袜子要成对欣赏电视晚餐必要时记得我的名字有时周末会刮胡子WhatIWantinaMan-RevisedList(age62):Doesn'tscaresmallchildrenRememberswherebathroomisDoesn'trequiremuchmoneyforupkeepOnlysnoreslightlywhenasleepRememberswhyhe'slaughingIsingoodenoughshapetostandupbyhimselfUsuallywearsclothesLikessoftfoodsRememberswherehelefthisteethRemembersthatit'-修订版(62岁时)不要吓唬小孩子记得浴室在哪不需要太多钱生活睡着的时候鼾声较小记得自己为何大笑行动自如通常穿着衣服喜欢软的食物记