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：A Womans answer
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
一位丈夫对他的妻子说："为什么上帝把妇女创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?" "噢，"他的妻子立刻回答道，"原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。"
：Only One Eye to Settle On
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you tell me this before ?"
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.
姑娘找到媒人，说："你欺骗了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什么不告诉我?" "怎么没告诉你?"媒人也不甘示弱，"你们第一回见面后，我就说，他一眼就看中你了。"
：You May Select可以选择
The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.
One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"
The wife said, "You may select the dish today."
The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"
"Cabbage."
"The others?"
"None."
"Then how to select?"
"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.
丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。
一天，丈夫回到家，问妻子："亲爱的，今天我们吃啥菜?"
妻子回答："今天你可以选择。" 丈夫感到非常高兴，又问："都有哪些菜呢?"
"炒白菜。"
"还有呢?