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(一)ACleverFarmer
UncleSam doesn’t like they are very foolish andonly know work on the farm.
One winter morning，the sun is Sam sitson thestepo ，a farmer with amapinhish and comestohim.
Farmer：Excuseme， you tell me know togettothe hospital，please?
UncleSam：Lie down inthemiddle of the street andyou’ll soon beat ahospital.
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UncleSam：I think you come toourcity atthe first ’s muc hmore beautiful ?
Farmer：Yes。
UncleSam’sfaceturnsred.
聪慧的农民
山姆大叔不喜爱农民。她认为她们很愚蠢只会在农场干活。一个冬天的早晨，阳光明媚，山姆大叔坐在门前的石阶上。这时，一个农民手拿地图向她走来。
农民：请问，大叔，去医院的路怎么走?
山姆大叔：你躺在街当中，很快就会在医院的。
(二)A wolf and a sheep
A wolf had been badly wounded by lay sick and maimed in his lair.
He felt very hungry and a sheep passed by,he asked him to fetch some water from the stream.
"If you bring me the water," he said,"I will find means to get some food."
"Yes," said the sheep,"if I bring you the water,you would undoubtedly make me your food."
狼和羊
●狼被狗所咬,伤势很严重,痛苦地躺在巢穴里,不能外出觅食.
●她感到又饿又渴,这时,她看见一只羊,便请求她到周围的小河里为她取一点水来.
●“你给我一点水解渴”,她说,“我就能自己去寻求食物了.”
●“是呀”,羊回复说,“假如我给你送水喝,那么我就会成为你的食物.”
中学生英语手抄报图片大全：英语笑话 English jokes
1. WifeYou to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
HusbandIt's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%全部是喝