有关英语两人对话小笑话 英语对话短文两人.docx

文档介绍：有关英语两人对话小笑话 英语对话短文两人

　　笑话是内容丰富并含有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头小说。下面是XX精心搜集的有关两人英语对话小笑话，期望大家喜爱!
　　有关两人英语对话小笑话篇一
　　I think that I'm a chicken
　　Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
　　Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
　　Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
　　Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
　　精神病医师：你哪里不舒适?
　　病人：我认为我是一只鸡.
　　精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?
　　病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始.
　　有关两人英语对话小笑话篇二
　　The New Teacher
　　George comes from school on the first of September.
　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
　　新老师
　　9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
　　乔治，你喜爱你们的新老师吗? 母亲问。
　　母亲，我不喜爱，因为她说3加3得6, 可以后又说2加4也得6。
　　有关两人英语对话小笑话篇三
　　The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just th