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  The Ten Cat Commandments   1. I am the Lord of thy house.   2. Thou shall have no other pets before me.
  3. Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
  4. I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
  5. Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
  6. Remember my food dish and keep it full.
  7. Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
  8. Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
  9. Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
  10. Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.  
  猫之“十诫”
  1、我是你房子的主人。
  2、在我面前你不能有其它的宠物。
  3、你永远全部不能忽略我的存在。
  4、只要我愿意,就能够忽略你的存在。
  5、我时刻全部陪着你,因此你应该心存感激。
  6、要记得我的食盘,并保持它是满着的。
  7、你应该倾其全部为我添置玩具和礼品。
  8、你的膝盖应该时刻准备好,好让我能蜷在上面睡觉。
  9、你应该对我倾注超出需要之外的爱和关注。
  10、最主要的是,只要能让我快乐,什么事情你全部应该去做。
  THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CAT
  Make the world your playground.
  If you can’t get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
  When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
  Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
  Nap often.
  When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
  Life is hard, and then you nap.
  Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
  When in doubt, cop an attitude.
  Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
  Climb your way