文档介绍：英语小笑话 很短 [有关英语小笑话不要对话]
笑话是文化的主要组成部分,经过笑话,我们能够了解一个国家的文化内涵。下面是XX带来的有关不是对话的英语小笑话，欢迎欣赏!
有关不是对话的英语小笑话篇1
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's longmarriage.
有些人问Anthony拥有长久的婚姻的秘诀。
They take time to go to a restaurant two times aweek:
秘诀是：她们每七天去两次餐厅：
a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
听着轻柔的音乐吃一顿烛光晚餐，然后漫步回家。
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
不过Anthony太太是周二去，而Anthony是周五去。
有关不是对话的英语小笑话篇2
Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend'shusband, William,watched as a torrential downpourleft lake-size puddlesjust off the curb of the busystreet.
我好友的丈夫William，此时正坐在车里等着一名用户付钱，同时，看着倾盆而下的大雨在那条忙碌的街道边上留下部分如同湖通常大小的水洼。
Then the back door opened and a customer got in.
这时，车的后座门开了，一位用户钻了进来。
As William asked the destination,the would-be passenger exited through the otherdoor,successfully avoiding the puddles.
当William问她要到哪时，这名准乘客从车的另一扇门下去了，成功地躲开了那些水洼。
"Thanks,"; she said. "Chivalry isn't dead after all."
“谢谢”，女乘客说。“看来骑士精神毕竟还没有死”。
有关不是对话的英语小笑话篇3
A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed forweeks, but nothing happened.
有个小男孩很需要50美元，她为此祷告了数周不过什么也没发生。
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the$50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to thePresident.
以后，她决定写封信向上帝索要这50美元。邮局接到这封信，想了想以为还是应该交给总统比很好。
The p