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相关经典的爆笑简单英语小笑话：The Absent-minded Professor
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
心不在焉的教授
心不在焉的教授：天哪!有些人偷了我的钱包!
妻子：你莫非没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋?
心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还认为那是我的手呢。
相关经典的爆笑简单英语小笑话：Is He Really Ill?
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small
crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a
heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance,"
yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody,
and do as the kind lady says!"
她真病了吗?
在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人马上
围了上去。
“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士提议。
“给她一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。
“不，还是给她部分白兰地，”那位