文档介绍：简单的英语笑话简单搞笑的英语笑话大全
简单搞笑的英语笑话大全
简单搞笑的英语笑话大全 首先，笑话能够使人轻松愉悦，忘记忧愁困扰;其次，部分笑 话不但搞笑，还能揭示发人深省的至理箴言。xx精心搜集了简单搞笑的英语笑 话，供大家欣赏学习! 简单搞笑的英语笑话篇一 Dead Seagull 死去的海鸥 A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. 一位父亲带着孩子在沙滩玩。四岁的儿子鲍伯跑向她，抓着她的手领 她到岸边，在沙滩上发觉一只死去的海鸥。
"Daddy, what happened to him" Bob asked. “父亲，她怎么了”鲍伯问。
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. “她死了并去了天堂。”父亲回复道。
Bob thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down" 鲍伯想了一分钟后问：“上帝又把它扔回来了吗” 简单搞笑的英语笑话篇二 All Except the Music除了音乐 A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today" "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."一位热心的年轻老师想让她的学生多了解一点优异的古典音乐，就安 排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家 喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：
“你今天玩得好吗” “噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它全部很好。
简单搞笑的英语笑话篇三 Wedding or Not Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim, he decided to