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经典的英语幽默搞笑的笑话
经典的英语幽默搞笑的笑话 英语也能够很轻松的学****哦。今天xx就给大家分享一下英语的笑话, 欢迎大家参考和阅读 漂亮的结婚礼品 we attended the wedding of an acquaintance"s son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon. 我们参与了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。因为我们全部不认识那个年轻人和 她的新娘,因此我们决定送给她们一个实用的全家礼----一个灭火器。很显著, 这对新人大批量制作了她们的感谢信,因为我们收到了一张卡片,上面写着:“非 常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼品,我们期待着很快就用到它。” 童言无忌 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice,“Mommy,will you sleep with me tonight ”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3) hug. “I can" t,dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy"s room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:“The big sissy4).” 一个