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英语爆笑笑话九篇
英语爆笑笑话九篇 英语爆笑笑话：
Have a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ... 有一个神经病，不知道从哪里弄来了一把***，她走在一条小黑胡同 里。忽然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着她的头。问道， 一加一得几。年轻人吓坏了，沉思了很久。回复，等于二。神经病毫不犹豫的打 死了她。然后把抢拽在怀里，冰凉的说了一句，你知道的太多了… 英语爆笑笑话：
Boy: Hi, didn"t we go on dates before Onec or twice Girl: Must"ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 男孩：嗨，我们之前是不是聚会过，是一次还是两次，我忘记了。
女孩：应该只有一次吧，我从不犯两次一样的错误。
英语爆笑笑话：
Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 因为客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示 歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，她拿着一片奶酪回到房间， 把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就 是比你母亲的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。英语爆笑