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文档介绍:1、羊排还是猪排 Tell the difference Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter: Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
2、双语幽默: Why Is He Howling 他为什么喊
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他为什么喊 牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
3、 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话 .他问 :"主啊 , 一百万美元对你意味着多少 ?"上帝回答 :"一便士 ." 男子又问 :"那一百万年呢 ?"上帝说 :"一秒钟 ."最后男子请求道 :"上帝 ,我能得到一便士吗 ?"上 帝回答 :"过一秒钟 ."
4、 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了 ,他们的妻子正在生产 .护士过来对第一个男人说 :" 恭喜 ,你得了双 胞胎 ."男人说 :" 多奇怪呀 ,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理 ." 过了一会儿 ,护士过来对第二个男人 说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎 ."男人很喜欢 :"嗯,又巧了 .我是 3M 公司的董事 ."最后 ,护士跑来对第三 个男人说 :"恭喜 ,你得了 2 对双胞胎 ."男人很开心地说 :"真令人啼笑皆非 ,我为四季宾馆工作 ." 他们三个都很高兴 ,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁 , 咒骂上帝并用头撞墙 .他们问他有什
么不对劲 ,他回答道 :" 什么不对劲 ?我可是在七喜公司工作呀 !"
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