文档介绍：英语幽默
"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the quest ion to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.
When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age,
you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit …
I came across this joke today. It 'asbsolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
"你理想的男友是什么样的 "或 "你理想的女友是什么样的 "是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴
侣的时候提出的问题。
当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高， 但是随着年纪的增长， 不得不一点一点的降低你的 标准。
今天偶然看到一个笑话，虽然是玩笑但非常真实。
What I Want in a Man-Original List （age 22 ）:
Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates finer things
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover. 我理想的男友标准 -原版（ 22 岁时）
英俊
有魅力
有经济实力
善于倾听
机智
良好的外形
衣着有品味
欣赏美好事物
充满惊喜
富有想象力的浪漫情人
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （ age 32 ）
Nice looking （ prefer hair on his head ）
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week. 我理想的男友标准 -修订版（ 32 岁时）
五官端正（有头发者优先）
上车帮我开车门，入座帮我拉椅子
有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
少说多听
我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
逛街的时候帮我拎包
至少有一条领带
喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
记得我的生日和各个纪念日
一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
What I Want in a Man-Revised List ( age 42) :
Not too ugly ( bald head OK )
Doesn' t drive off until I ' min the car
Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I ' mtalking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends.
我理想的男友标准 -修订版（ 42 岁时）
不太丑（谢顶也可）
我上车后才开车
工作稳定 -偶尔外出吃饭
我说话的时候点头
通常记得笑话中的妙语
有足够的力气搬家具
没有啤酒肚
不买带螺旋盖的香槟
记得放下马桶座圈
大多数周末会刮胡子
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （ age 52 ）
Keeps hair in nose and ears trimme