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英语笑话大全 爆笑 爆笑英语笑话大全
近年来,冷笑话在电视媒体以及网络上广为流传,带来了一场崭新的语言风暴。下面是小编带来的爆笑英语笑话大全 ，欢迎阅读!
爆笑英语笑话篇一
Bad Day at Work糟糕的上班日
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.
有一名男子加入一家大型跨国。公司接受训练。
On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
在他上班的第一天，他拨电话到餐饮室，并且，对着电话大声喊!
Get me a coffee quickly!
快点给我送杯咖啡过来!
The voice from the other side responded,
电话另外-端的声音却响应说:
You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?
你这个笨蛋，你拨错分机了!蠢蛋，你知道你在跟谁说话吗? 这名受训的人回答说，
No, replied the trainee.
不知道。 你这个笨蛋，我是公司的总经理。
The man shouted back immediately,
这名男子立刻大声吼回去：
And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?
你这个笨蛋，你知道你在跟谁说话吗? 总经理回答：
No,replied the General Manager.
不知道。 这名受训 的人周答说：
Good ! ,replied the trainee and then put down the phone!
很好! ，然后就把电话给挂了。
爆笑英语笑话篇二
Liar,Liar 骗子，骗子
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husban
d was missing.
老婆与隔壁邻居到警察局报案 说她的老公失踪了。
The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求，她形容一下。
She said, He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athletic build,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children.