文档介绍：英语幽默笑话带翻译
有关幽默英语笑话：The smart little boy
聪明的小男孩
Stranger: What s your name, little boy?
Little boy: I don t konw.
Stranger: How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?
Boy: She doesn t call me, I am there already.
陌生人： 小男孩，你的的名字叫什么?
小男孩： 我不知道。
陌生人： 你妈妈在做好蛋糕时，是怎么叫你的?
小男孩： 他没有叫我，我早就在那里了。
有关幽默英语笑话：Don t Worry Mommy!
One day there was this little girl who always wore a dress to school. Every day she would sit on the bench and cry. Finally Little Johnny asked her why she was crying. She replied I don t have any money for potato chips. Johnny said I ll give you money if you climb that tree over there.
Okay! said the little girl. So she climbed the tree with a lot of little boys around her. She got down and he gave her money. This kept continuing for several days. Her mother got suspicious and asked her Where do you get the money for these potato chips? The little girl replied From the boys at school. They give me money if I climb the tree.
Don t do that honey! All the boys want to do is look up your skirt and see your underwear.
The next day the little girl cried again and Johnny gave her money for climbing the tree. This time there was a bigger crowd than usual. When the little girl came home she had a bag of potato chips. The mother said Honey! I told you not to climb up the tree! The boys only want to look at your underwear.
The little girl said Don t worry mommy! I didn t wear any underwear today!
有关幽默英语笑话：Slug jokes
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I ll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
What is the definition of a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that