文档介绍:He Won
Toniiny: How is your I i tt e brother. Johnny? Johnny: lie is i 11 in bed. He hurt li msel f.
Tommy: That'1 s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: Wo played who cou 1 d lean furthest out of tlx1 indou, ccnd ho won.
他嶷了
汤姐:约翰J匕,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰:他击病品沐了 .他哽了伤,
汤姆:真精鹤怎么同事儿?
约翰J比我们做游戏,看谁^把身F探出窗外同认,他蠡了
1 Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan cnme home wi th a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?A
A kid bi t me, * replied Ivun •
Would you recognize him i f you saw hi in again?* asked liis mother.
'I d know him any where, * said Ivan. "I have his ear in iny packet. *
他的耳朵在我农兜里 供凡鼻了流着血回到案里9他妈妈问■“发生了什么事? ”
“一个男孩咬了我一伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出*呵? ”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他•”伊凡说.•-他的耳朵还在我衣兜-里呢
A Good Bov
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
1 gnvr i t to a poor old wonwin. n ho nnswrrod ・
Vcu* if a good boy, " said the mother proudly. nHere are two cents more ・ But why are you so interested in the old woman?#”
She is the one who sei Is the candy. *
好孩r 小罗伯待向妈妈耍两分孤
“m天给你的线干什么了? ”
,,我给了 一个可怜的老太婆.”他I叫答说:“你真绘个好孩J-.“妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两 分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么憋兴趣呢? ”
“她圮个卖耦果的「
Drunk
On (* day, a father and his little* soil w('tp going horn (\ At this age, the boy wns i nt forested :n a ' kir ds of tilings and was always asking cjuest k)ns - X (w
t lie asked, AWhatr s the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?” "Well, my son, *' his f