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简短的小学英语小笑话故事篇一
治愈的人
“We
rarely use the word cure，”said the psychiatrist to his patient.“But
after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you pletely cured.”To
his surprise，an unhappy look came over the woman's face.“What's
wrong?”he asked.”;I thought you`d be thrilled.“
“我们很少用‘治愈’这个词。”
心理医生对他的患者说:“但经过五年的治疗，我十分高兴地宣布你已彻底治愈了。”
出乎他的意料，这位妇女的脸上露出了不高兴的神色。“您怎么了?”医生问，“我以为您会喜出望外的。”
” Oh，it's fine for you,“she said，”;but try to look at it from my point of
years ago I was Joan of I'm nobody.”;
“对于您来说，这当然是许好事。您应该替我想一想，三年前我还是圣女贞德。而现在我变成了普通人。”
简短的小学英语小笑话故事篇二
没有鱼可钓
Two Texans went up to Minnesota to go ice setting up their tent，they started to cut a hole in the
they pulled the cord on their chain saw，they heard a voice from above:”There are no fish under the ice.”;
两位德克萨斯人一起北上到明尼苏达进行冰上钓鱼。支起帐篷后，他们便在冰上凿了个窟窿。正当他们拉链锯上的鱼线时，从他们的头顶上传来了一个声音:“冰下无鱼。”
When they pulled the cord again，the same voice intoned:“There are no fish under the ice.”
他们又去拉鱼线，这时又传来了同样的声音:“冰下无鱼。”
“Is that you，God?”they asked in awe.
这次可把这两人吓坏了，他们问:“是你吗，上帝?”
“No,”came the reply.“I
own this ice rink-and I can tell you that there are no fish under the ice.”;
“不，”那个声音说，“我是这冰湖的主人，我可以告诉你们冰下无鱼。”
简短的小学英语小笑话故事篇三
弄巧成拙
One evening my husband's golfing buddy drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little to