文档介绍：圣诞节的英语小笑话 英语的小笑话
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圣诞节的英语小笑话一：
They re BusyOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? They re busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The police. Can I speak to them? They re busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The firemen. Can I speak to them? They re busy. So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they re all busy? What are they doing? Looking for me.
圣诞节的英语小笑话二：
Bet I want you to help me stop my son gambling. an anxious father said to his boy s principal. I don t know where he gets it from, but it s bet, bet, bet. Leave it to me, said the week later he phoned the boy s father. I think I ve cured him, he said. How? Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, I bet that s a false beard, How much? I said, and he said $ 5 What happened ? asked the father. Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I m sure tha