为什么要学英语.ppt

文档介绍：Why should we learn English
many reasons,some of them may be very interesting.
For example :
Patriotic
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Curse
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learning
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Patriotic
Patriotic:

There are some words printing on the first page of some Taiwan
English textbooks.
"learning English is China's most sad behavior,but we have to

learn it, because they stronger than us, whether guns or science.
So we must learn their science before we can defeat them! we learn
English is not as a waiter ,but make more foreigners learn Chinese
in future."
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Curse
Curse:
If you English is good enough ,then you can use a series of swearing
words. for example :
Words: fuck, shit, bitch, whore, motherfucker, ass, asshole , etc ;
phrases: Get lost. I fuck you, You ' re a jerk, you are son of a bitch
etc.
When someone scold you, you can use "you just eat with that mouth"
As a answer! "Praise " someone: You are fucking genius.
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learning
learning: