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搞笑幽默的检讨书
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在家无聊，老妈逼着我整理书柜，看着堆着如山的初中课本和作业本，我就感觉一个头两个大。留着干啥?作废纸卖了得了!
老妈不依，把我赶到了阳台上，让我自己整理。
拿着一本本泛黄的书本，看着作业簿上稚嫩的名字，总感觉那不行能是我写的，那么丑。翻开第一页，上面写着三个大字：补救本。补救?补救什么?细细看了遍，才回想起这是什么......呵呵，先不说，来看看我都写了些啥：
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The last sunday evening, we had a考试， it is an Englishs考试。考试后批分完毕，my分数is eighty-seve点five。The second day is monday，Mr Yu报出了four teams 平均分is eighty-seven点three，I am so glad!Because I think I am超过平均分zero点two。Bu，when Mr Yu报到must write说明书时，Mr Yu报到了my name。I am so 困惑!Why I must write说明书?I think，so I asked to him：Mr Yu，my分数is eighty-seven点five，the fourth teams平均分is eighty-seven点three，Im超过平均分zero点two，why I还要write说明书呢?Mr Yu said：Because your考试卷is批错了，yours is eighty-six点five。Dont超过平均分!Oh!Bad luck!I think so。
Why I考得这么差呢?(老师在下面注明用so badly代替)?Because，the first，I am too马虎了。Model(老师批注：改成for example)：The fourth sujects the first中have atheyword，but I wrote it tothe;the third中have adidnt，but I wrote it toddnt;the fourth中have acrowd，and I wrote it to crowed。they are all wrong，make me lost six 分。
The second，I am can not 想通。Model：The fifth subjects the last中，have a a bike。The answer iswas riding，and I wrotewas bying。I think it is right，but its wrong，I am not 想通，why can not use bying a bike?(老师注明：Because by is a preposition。估计怕我看不懂，又说：这种格式是错误的，只有动词才能加ing。)
The third，I am too 笨了。Why do I say this?Becausefood中的oomakes a [u:]，but I却说it is [u]，真不知是昏了head了，还是变白痴了。(严峻orz...)
From now on，I must多多用功，才能catch up with the others classmates。否则，I in this class for English就要垫底了。Sometimes， I think so：I think drop English!But I didnt