文档介绍：
第 1 页 共
简单英语笑话故事带翻译 最搞笑的简单英语笑话
英语笑话除了可以让我们开怀大笑以外，我们还可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。我共享简洁英语笑话故事带翻译，盼望可以协助大家!
简洁英语笑话故事带翻译：Your Coat Is on Fire
The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important.
The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!
您的外套着火了
教师为了让学生记住先思索后发言，告知他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，假如是特殊重要的事情，要先数到101。 其次天，当教师背靠着火炉讲课时，发觉好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道：一百零一，一百零一，一百零一。教师，您的外套着火了!
简洁英语笑话故事带翻译：Coincidence
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
What a terrible voice! he said. Do you know who she is?
Yes, was the answer. She is my wife.
Oh, I beg your pardon. The man said, Of course