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At Mass, he asked the congregation, Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up.
当着大家的面，他问道：谁有一只公鸡吗?全部的男人都站了起来。
No, No, he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock? All the women stood up.
不是的，他说，我不是那个意思，有谁见到过一只公鸡吗?全部的女人都站了起来。
No, No, he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesnt belong to them? Half the women stood up.
不是的!他说，我不是那个意思。有谁见过一只不属于自己的公鸡吗?半数的女人站了起来。
No, No, he said, that wasnt what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock? All the altar boys stood up.
不是的。他说，我也不是那个意思。有谁见过我的公鸡吗?全部的侍者男孩都站了起来。
3分钟幽默英语小故事篇3
Stolen Turkey
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?
布莱恩抱着一只火鸡，特别苦恼，他说：宽恕我，神父，我有罪。我偷来这只火鸡给我家人吃。你能告慰我的罪吗
Certainly not, said the Priest. As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it.
当然不行，神父说。你必需把它还回去，这样才能赎罪。
I tried, Br