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在其次次世界大战中，有很多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了很多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但假如我们能够相互写信，我会很兴奋。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里始终通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告知她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来探望军官汉弗雷斯。”
“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很兴奋相识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”
英语幽默小故事3：Two Soldiers
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?
Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him.
Then George said, Now I haven‘t got a pen. Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, have you got a stamp, Bill? Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, Are you going out?
Bill Said, Yes, I am, and he opened the door.
George said, Please put my letter in the box in the office, and... He stopped.
What do you want now? Bill said to him.
George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?
幽默故事翻译：
军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”
比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治起先写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”
比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。
乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。
“你还要什么?”比尔问。
乔治看着信封说：“你女挚友的地址是-?”
英语幽默小故事4：Five Months Older
The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor