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Well, young man, how old were your parents when they died ?
Mother was ninety-three, and she died from a fall off her bicycle. Father was ninety-eight and he died while he was playing football.
一位男子去一家保险公司给自己投人寿保险。保险公司经理问他，他父母去世时他们是多大岁数。
母亲心脏不好，30 岁过世的。父亲死于肺结核，其时35 岁。
我特别愧疚，经理说， 我们不能给你办人寿保险，因为你父母身体不健康。
正值此人懊丧地离开保险公司时，他遇上了一位办事员，此人无意中听到了经理和他的谈话。
你不应当如此坦率地讲真话，那位办事员说， 假如照你那样讲，没有一家公司会给你办人寿保险。发挥一点你的想象力吧!
这位男子去到另一家保险公司，被带进了经理室。
嗯，年轻人，你父母去世时他们多大岁数?
母亲93岁，她是从自行车上摔下来去世的。父亲101 岁，他是在踢足球时去世的。
英语趣味幽默小故事：大街上的阴凉处
It was a very hot day in the middle of summer, and there no trees along the street.
Mr Smith closed his shop at half past five, went out into the street and walked to the bus. He was very fat. The sun shone straight down the street and in a few minutes Mr Smith felt very hot.
A small boy came out of another shop in the street, and went after Mr Smith. He stayed very near him all the time. And he