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Again the Doctor cuts in, Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern! Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mikes inspection.
Doctor, asks Mike, Do you think its the light thats attracting them? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are!
Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures.
父亲在哪儿？
中大英才 兄弟俩在看一些美丽的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多美丽呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在全部这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？” 哥哥想了会儿，然后说明道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
Its all right, said a gentleman, dont be afraid. Dont you know the proverb: Barking dogs dont bite?
Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩特别不喜爱狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用胆怯，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for
a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. Do you take children? the man asked.
No, sir, replied the clerk. Only cash and credit cards.
中大英才 只算现金和信用卡
一个人打电话给一家汽车旅馆询问房租，旅馆的工作人员答复说 房租的多少取决于房间的大小和住客的人数。
“小孩儿算不算呢？”那人问道。
“不算，先生。”效劳员答复，“我们只算现金和信用卡。”
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and