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of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline ofcipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
慧姐:“这一百五十个攻……哦!这一百五十本书……〞
慧姐:“作为世界上第一个护士和世界上第一个女性……〞

数学课
小可:“太难了!〞
小蜜蜂:“难什么难啊,难你都考100分,人家好不要做的类!〞
小蜜蜂〔对众人〕:“下次他再说难,你们打他好类!〞
某日
自修课
茄:“我要学烧饭。〞
桐:“老子要学烧饭。〞
茄:“我更想找个会烧饭的老公。〞
桐:“这个是可遇不可求的么。〞
茄:“可你见过有女王烧饭的吗?〞
桐:“女王一般都烧出来一坨黑乎乎不能吃的东西。〞
of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
茄:“伊丽莎白女王会烧饭吗?〞
桐:“我们去英国调查吧!〞
茄:“我去问查尔斯王子,你家时你烧饭还是戴安娜王妃烧饭?他说我们都不烧的。〞
桐:“他们都叫外卖的……喂,要*&@¥……&%*&〕*!…送到白金汉宫……〞

语文课
怀花:“孔子没有马克思的经济学的,他觉得信任最要紧。但就像我们去卡拉OK,你晚饭都没得吃了,还去什么卡拉OK,OK什么?〞

数学课前眼保健操时
One+1摆弄了很久也没有把坏掉的音响插头弄好。
小可:“看来我不来不行了。〞
火星,阮小可上,继续摆弄,没好。〔小可扯了半天胶带纸……不知道在干什么〕
小面包默默上前,一拨,好了,默默回座位。
小可:“哈哈,one+1笨蛋!〞
of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
of accountability, redress of orders and prohibitions. Strengthening the honesty and self-discipline of leading cadres honesty in politics and education work, enhance leaders ability to resist
of accountability,