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I Don ’ t Like Her
Bob goes to a new school.
One day he comes back,
“ Bob, do you like your n
一位老师告诉学生们： “月亮非常大，上面能住几百万人。 ”
一个男孩笑着说： “当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！
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Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father,
“ Dad, are flies yummy?
”
Dad frowns and says,
“ No, I think it
’ s yucky. Why do you ask me this question
It
’ s a silly question.
”
But Tony says,
“
There was one fly in your plate.
”
苍蝇好吃吗？
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼问他的爸爸： “爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？ ”
爸爸皱眉说： “我想不好吃。 你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。 ”
可是托尼说： “刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。 ”
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“ I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your
boy's tooth . ”
“ Twenty dollars! Why , you charged only four dollars for such work before! ”
“ Yes，but your boy yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office . ”
“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取 20 美元。 ”
“ 20美元！为什么？你之前只收 4 美元的！ ” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。 ”
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A Good Boy
Little Robert asks his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answers.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is