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英语小故事
故事一:Park
There is a park near my are a lot of beautiful trees,flowers and birds in the ys you download them from the Internet.
我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的,他说是从网上下载的。
故事八:Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student: ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
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鸡蛋在哪里?
老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。
老师:“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生:在蛋糕里,先生
故事九:
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
汤姆是个小孩, 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了,然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她,“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友?" "没有, 我里面没朋友, 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
故事十:
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一个大人物
小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩:墓地守墓人。
故事十一:
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