文档介绍：小学生短笑话大全爆笑
冷笑话是近几年才浮现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为核心的传播措施。XX整顿了小学生短篇英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
小学生短篇英语小笑话篇一
受贿有术
A man of influence want小学生短笑话大全爆笑
冷笑话是近几年才浮现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为核心的传播措施。XX整顿了小学生短篇英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
小学生短篇英语小笑话篇一
受贿有术
A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for$20.
一位名人想送一辆汽车给一位政治家。"您懂得我是不能接受这辆汽车的.”政治家反对道。“那会被觉得是受埔。”那位身为汽车商的名人出了个主意说她可以以20元的价钱把
这辆车卖给这位政治家。
“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”
政治家答道:“如果是这样，那我买两辆吧。”
小学生短篇英语小笑话篇二
至少要买这些
My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount，I asked him if there was a special significance to buying 17 roses rather than the normal one or two dozen.
我丈夫可不是什么浪漫的人。因此，在结婚23周年龄念日那天，当她送给我17支玫瑰时我感到很惊奇。我对这17的数字感到较好奇，于是就这问我丈夫，不去买一打或两打玫瑰，而是买17支玫瑰与否暗示着什么意义。
" No,"he answered.“that was the minimum amount that could be charged."
“没什么特别的意义。”她答道:“再少人家就不卖了。”
小学生短篇英语小笑话篇三
杰米健美多了
Immediately after my husband's company built a weight-lifting facility for its employ