英语笑话短文 很短的英语笑话小故事阅读.docx

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英语笑话短文 很短的英语笑话小故事阅读
　　英语笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来到达令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。本文是很短的英语笑话小故事，盼望对大家有协助!

　　很短的英语笑话小故事：re the others? asked a medic.
　　Last I knew, said the American, the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay.
　　搞错了
　　一位美国人，一位英格兰人和一位加拿大人在一场车祸中丧生。他们到达天堂的门口。在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德说明说是搞错了。每人给我五百美元，他说，我将把你们送回人间，就象什么都没有发生过一样。
　　成交!美国人说。马上，他发觉自己毫不损伤地站在现场旁边。
　　其他人在哪儿?一名医生问道。
　　我离开之前，那名美国人说，我望见英格兰人正在砍价，而那名加拿大人正在分辩说应当由他的政府来出这笔钱。



　　很短的英语笑话小故事：Weather Predict
　　A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow rain. The next day it rained.
　　A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, Tomorrow storm. The next day there was a hailstorm.
　　This Indian is incredible, said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
　　However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didnt show up for two weeks.
　　Finally the director sent for him. I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow, said the director, and Im depending on you. What will the weather be like?
　　The Indian shrugged his shoulders. Dont know, he said. Radio is broken.
　　天气预报
　　,一个印度老人到导演跟前告知导演说