文档介绍：圣诞节英语介绍：圣诞节献给儿童的英语笑话
what’s white and goes up?
a confused snowflake!
what do you call an old snowman?
water!
etter d!
why is it always cold at christmas?
because it’s in decemberrrr!
what christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
silent night!
what’s impossible to overtake at christmas?
the three wide men!
who hides in the bakery at christmas?
a mince spy!
how does a snowman lose weight?
he waits for the weather to get warmer!
what do snowmen eat for breakfast?
frosted flakes!
what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
can you smell carrot?
what do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
frostbite!
where do snowmen go to dance?
a snow ball!
how many presents can santa fit in an empty sack?
only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
what do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
tinselitus!
how does good king wenceslas like his pizzas?
deep and crisp and even!
what carol is heard in the dessert?
camel ye fathful!
what do monkeys sing at christmas?
jungle bells, jungle bells!
what does a cat on the beach have in common with christmas?
sandy claws!
what is santa’s dog called?
santa paws!
who delivers prese