文档介绍:荆轲刺秦王前传
高志成饰:太子丹
白杨饰:阿三
董燕饰:荆轲
吴兆飞饰:李莫愁
朱治先饰:旁白、话外音
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.
很久以前,一个疯狂国家里住着一群疯狂的人试图用疯狂的方式书写疯狂的历史
Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.
荆轲是当时最牛逼的剑客并被派去杀最最最
But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
但是最后他失败了,你想知道当时发生了什么事,好吧,SHOW TIME!!!
ACTION 1
太子丹:Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 魔镜,魔镜,告诉我,世上最帅的人是谁?
画外音:It’s you, Prince Dan! 是你,太子丹大人!
太子丹:Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?
谢了魔镜,我是太子丹,魔镜说我是世界上最具吸引力的男人,但是嬴政是个嫉妒心极强的人,吓死爹了,怎么办?我那该死的大臣死到哪儿去了?
阿三: Honey, I ing. 亲,我在这儿呢~
太子丹:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
告诉你多少次了,请叫我最美,最优雅,最英俊,最迷人,最聪明,最可爱和最亲爱的太子丹大人!!!!
阿三:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 好的( ˇˍˇ),亲!我有个好主意,我们可以找个勇士去杀了嬴政!
太子丹:Oh yeah~~~. What is the most modity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate(候选人)?
欧耶!二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!不过确实是个好主意,但是该派谁去呢?
阿三:After screening(筛选)I have two promising(有希望的) persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
经过层层筛选我手上现在有两个人,一个是李莫愁,一个是荆轲,明天她俩将上映一场世界级的巅峰对决!
太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
尽快给本宫把获胜者找出来!
阿三:Yes.
是的~
ACTION 2
荆轲:Are you Li mochou?你就是莫愁?
李莫愁:!
荆轲:OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ ,我今天就要让你知道到底谁才是刺客中的战斗机!杀手中的VIP!
李莫愁:Are you challenging me?你是在挑战本小姐吗?
荆轲:Off course! 明摆着嘛!
e on!有种就来啊!
李莫愁:What happened? Why aren’t you hurt