文档介绍：If
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by Lord Dunsany [Edward John Plunkett]
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DRAMATIS PERSONAE
JOHN BEAL MARY BEAL LIZA ALI BERT, BILL: two railway
porters THE MAN IN THE CORNER MIRALDA CLEMENT HAFIZ EL
ALCOLAHN DAOUD ARCHIE BEAL BAZZALOL,
THOOTHOOBABA: two Nubian door-keepers BEN HUSSEIN, Lord
of the Pass ZABNOOL, SHABEESH: two conjurers OMAR, a singer
ZAGBOOLA, mother of Hafiz THE SHEIK OF THE BISHAREENS
Notables, soldiers, Bishareens, dancers, etc.
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ACT I
SCENE I
A small railway station near London. Time: Ten years ago.
BERT
'Ow goes it, Bill? BILL
Goes it? 'Ow d'yer think it goes?
BERT
I don't know, Bill. 'Ow is it?
BILL
Bloody.
BERT
Why? What's wrong?
BILL
Wrong? Nothing ain't wrong.
BERT
What's up then?
BILL
Nothing ain't right.
BERT
Why, wot's the worry?
BILL
Wot's the worry? They don't give you better wages nor a dog, and then
they thinks they can talk at yer and talk at yer, and say wot they likes, like.
BERT
Why? You been on the carpet, Bill?
BILL
Ain't I! Proper.
BERT
Why, wot about, Bill?
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BILL
Wot about? I'll tell yer. Just coz I let a lidy get into a train. That's wot
about. Said I ought to 'av stopped 'er. Thought the train was moving.
Thought it was dangerous. Thought I tried to murder 'er, I suppose.
BERT
Wot? The other day?
BILL
Yes.
BERT
Tuesday?
BILL
Yes.
BERT
Why. The one that dropped her bag?
BILL
Yes. Drops 'er bag. Writes to - pany. They writes back she
shouldn't 'av got in. She writes back she should. Then they gets on to me.
Any more of it and I'll...
BERT
I wouldn't, Bill; don't you.
BILL
I will.
BERT
Don't you, Bill. You've got your family to consider.
BILL
Well, anyway, I won't let any more of them passengers go jumping into
trains any more, not when they're moving, I won't. When the train gets in,
doors shut. That's the rule. And they'll 'ave to abide by it.
BERT
Well, I wouldn't stop one, not if...
BILL
I don't care. T