文档介绍：幽默英语演讲稿
第一篇:幽默英语演讲稿
love your mother
爱你的母亲
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你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.
because i'm a an, she told him.
因为我是女人,她告诉他.
i don't understand, he said.
his mom just hugged him and said,
and you never om seem to cry for no reason?.
后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?
all en cry for no reason, e a man,
still en cry.
等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,
他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.
finally he put in a call to god and , he asked god, en cry so easily?
最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?
god ansade an,
i decided she had to be special.
i made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the ade her arms gentle enough to give fort...
当我创造女人的时候,
我决定把她造的很特别,
我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,
却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...
i gave her the inner strength
to endure childbirth
and the rejection
that many times her oily and friends,
even stances. even ake a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....
我给她内心的敏感,...
她用那特别的力量,让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰,也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧...
i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults
and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....
我给她力量关心她的丈夫,,使女人可以保护男人的心脏...
i gave her to knoetimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....
我给她智慧,让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子,但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.
for all of this hard uch you love her, and all she does for everyone,