文档介绍：幽默英语演讲稿
篇一:幽默英语演讲稿
幽默英语演讲稿
love your mother
爱你的母亲
why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom
你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈.
"because i'm a woman," she told him.
因为我是女人,她告诉他.
"i don't understand," he said.
his mom just hugged him and said,
"and you never will, but that's ".......
妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."
later the little boy asked his father,
"why does mom seem to cry for no reason".
后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣"
"all women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say......"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,
他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.
finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked "god, why do women cry so easily"
最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣"god answered......
上帝回答:
"when i made woman,
i decided she had to be special.
i made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the weight of the world, yet,
made her arms gentle enough to fort...
"当我创造女人的时候,
我决定把她造的很特别,
我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,
却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...
i gave her the inner strength
to endure childbirth
篇二:幽默的英语演讲稿
英语演讲幽默开场白
作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法
入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。当他
演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头
微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you
finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy
schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing
full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from :一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好
象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸
体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是***,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,
但眼睛有些疲劳。
i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think
of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing
up here imagining every one