文档介绍：《老友记》第一季第一集
(中央咖啡厅)
没什么好说的!他只不过是我的同事
There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
少来了,和你交往的男人…
Come on. You're going out with a guy.
多多少少一定有点问题!
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
他既驼背又戴假发?
So does he have a hump and a hair piece?
等一下,他是不是会吃粉笔?
Wait. Does he eat chalk?
我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.
各位放轻松,这不算约会
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
对我来说这就是约会
Sounds like a date to me.
做了个梦,在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…
I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...
突然发现自己全身***
...and I realize I'm totally naked.
对,没错我做过那样的梦
Oh, yeah. I've had that dream.
我低头一看,看见有一个电话…
Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...
在那里
...there.
而不是…没错
Instead of... That's right!
我没做过那样的梦没有
That one, I've never had. No.
突然,那个电话响了
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
结果是我妈妈打来的
And it turns out it's my mother.
这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我!
Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
嗨
Hi.
这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己
This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.
你还好吧,亲爱的?
Are you okay, sweetie?
我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来
I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...
再在我的脖子上打结…要吃饼干吗?
...and tied it around my neck. Cookie?
卡萝今天搬走了她的东西
Carol moved her stuff out today.
哦
Oh.
我给你拿杯咖啡谢谢
Let me get you some coffee. Thanks.
呃
Ew. Unh.
不,不要! 不要清理我的光环!
No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.
不要管我的光环,好吗?
Just leave my aura alone, okay?
我会没事的,好吗?真的我希望她开心
I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.
不,你并不希望是的,我不希望!
No, you don't. No, I don't.
叫她去死,是她离开了我!
To hell with her. She left me!
你从来都不知道她是女***
And you never knew she was a lesbian.
不知道!行了吧!
No! Okay?
为什么每个人老是要提出来?
Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
她都不知道,我又怎么会知道?
She didn't know. How shou