文档介绍:ItMustBeCrowdedAteacheristellinghisstudents,“.”Andaboylaughsandsays,“Itmustgetcrowdedwhenit’sacrescentmoon.”一定很拥挤一位告诉学生:“月亮非常大,上面能住几百人。”一个男孩笑着说:“当月亮变成月牙的时候,住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”ThatIsNotMyDog!,“Doesyourdogbite?”Theshopkeepersays,“No,mydogdoesnotbit.”Thewomantriestopetthedogandthedogbitesher.“Ouch!”Shesays,“Ithoughtyousaidyourdogdoesnotbite!”Theshopkeeperreplies,“Thatisnotmydog!”那不是我的狗一个妇人走进一家宠物店,看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主:“你的狗咬人吗?”店主说:“不,我的狗不咬人。”于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗,可是小狗却咬了她。“哎哟!”妇人说,“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。”店主人回答说:“那不是我的狗。”Teacher:Canyoumakeasentencewiththeword"egg"?Student::Thenwhereisthe“egg"?Student:Inthecake,?鸡蛋在哪里?老师:你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?学生:可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师:“鸡蛋”在哪?学生:在蛋糕里,先生AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."Whatdidyoudowiththemoney?Igaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered."You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.“Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?""Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”WhoPoursInkonMyChair?,,“Whydoyougototheheadmaster’soffice?”“Becausetheteacherasksusaquestioninclassandnobodycananswerit,butIcan.”“It’sgoodtoanswertheteacher’squestion.”“Butthequestionis‘Whopoursinkonmychair?’”