文档介绍：,sohewentnearerinhiscarandaskedthefarmer,"Excuseme,canyoutellmewhereIam?""Yes,"thefarmerlookedathimstrangelyandsaid,"youareinyourcar,sir."一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路,他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民:“劳驾,您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗?”“可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他,然后说道:“你现在在你的车子里,先生。”WhoIstheLaziest谁最懒Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,?父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒?Tom:Idon'tknow,:我不知道,爸爸。Father:Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework?父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?Tom:Ourteacher,:我们老师,爸爸。 AgoodChessPlayer优秀象棋手Amanwenttovisithisfriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchess ,令他惊讶的是,他朋友竟然在和他的狗下象棋。Hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile."Icanhardlybelievemyeyes!"他惊讶地看了会棋局,“我几乎无法相信自己的眼睛!”Heexplained,"That'sthesmartestdogI'veeverseen!"他叫道,“这是我见过的最聪明的狗了。”"No,he'snotsosmart."Thefriendreplied,"I'vebeathimthreegamesoutoffive"“不,他没那么聪明,”朋友回答说:“